八年級英語故事演講稿

A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when theyre eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I dont know, son. Im still paying.”

有個小孩愛上了另一個小孩，對方是學校的同學。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然後就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸：「爸爸，結婚很花錢嗎?」爸爸説：「是啊，兒子，非常花錢。」兒子又問：「要花多少錢呢?」爸爸説：「我不知道，兒子，我到現在還一直在付錢啊!」

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.

Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.

After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket.

But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?”

“No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。

當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。

幾分鐘後他又出來買了第三張票。 接着兩三分鐘後他又出來買票。

一個女的'問她，“你為什麼要買那麼多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友?"

"沒有， 我裏面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"

BUYING A HAT

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I dont want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

買帽子

一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長時間才選好了一頂。已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她："你做了極好的選擇，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!"但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子説："我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。多拿一些帽子給我看看!